pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My grumpy old boss doesn’t believe I get migraines so he turns the music up so loud that it drives visitors away, sprays highly concentrated air freshener to the point you can taste it, and then screams at me for throwing up due to my “imaginary migraines.”

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at a fast food restaurant and my boss calls me his little slave girl because of my Southern accent.

Does anyone have the suicide hotline for Seattle??? Important!!!! It’s not for me but I need it and I don’t know shit